When someone throws a party featuring free all-you-can-eat hot dogs and the chance to explore a 20-ft. inflatable colon, you've gotta be an idiot to pass up something that ...

UCLA Health assembled a giant inflatable colon March 3 to engage and inform patients, Bruins and the local Westwood community on colon cancer in recognition of Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month.

That’s the caption on the above New York Times photo of people doing just that, and I was so excited I didn’t even read the article. Fun for the whole family. But seriously, folks, I did look at the ...