Colin explains the real reason the SAP ERP migration has been “in progress” for over a year: decisive leadership through strategic ambiguity. Consultants recommend action, IT demands urgency, SAP promises a single source of truth - and Colin commissions another alignment session instead. Janet delivers clarity in one sentence. Colin responds with an impact assessment. This skit captures the reality of digital transformation, ERP paralysis, SAP migrations, and the corporate fear of committing to