Ahh, The Asylum. If you're unfamiliar with their work, that's a good thing. If you've ever been to a Blockbuster or other rental/retail store, you've probably seen a box or two for their films ...

No callers are identified. No conversations are recorded. No phone records are kept. Now speak clearly and when you are finished say: 'Go ahead'.

Dr. Nikki Riley (Debbie Gibson) is an animal rights activist who releases ravenous pythons into the swamp. These devour not only the local wildlife but also attack the native people. These monsters ...

At first we read this as Monty Python vs. Gatorade, in which we would have our money on the funny Brits... unless the Gatorade is poisoned. But no, we read incorrectly, as it is an even bigger duel ...

About three quarters into Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, SyFy Channel's latest cheese-fest, I finally waved the white flag and surrendered to its crazy concoction of bad CGI, ham-fisted acting and jarring ...